Don't wince in pain. Wince at this collection of dentist jokes. And feel free to comment with your most cringeworthy quips!!
Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte
Q: What is a dentist's office?
A: A filling station
Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one. "
Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist
Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back
Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).
Q: Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world?
A: "The Dentist will see you now."
Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself
Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?
A: Because they are so filling.
Q: Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth
Q: Where does the dentist get his gas?
A: At the filling station
Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!