Dental Sayings – Be True to your Teeth & they Won’t be False to You

Some of our Favourite Dental Sayings & Classic Quotes

I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill. ~Author Unknown

Effort is like toothpaste: you can usually squeeze out just a little bit more. ~Author Unknown

The toothbrush doesn't remove six months of tartar 30 minutes before your appointment. ~Dental Saying

Got teeth? Thank your dental hygienist. ~Dental Saying

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. ~ Johnny Carson

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. ~Mason Cooley

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. ~George D. Prentice

For there was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently.
~William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can do it for him. ~Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. ~Helen Rowland

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months. ~Clifford Stoll

There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache. ~Henry Lytton Bulwer

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. ~Thomas Fuller

Smile, it lets your teeth breathe. ~Author Unknown

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